I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Bring me that man meat
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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