If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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