When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
did you just send me my own nude
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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