fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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