Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My vagina is officially offended.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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