the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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