All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize
