My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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