Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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