apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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