I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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