i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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