Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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