We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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