Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
