I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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