if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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