just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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