Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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