You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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