are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
