Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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