what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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