How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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