We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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