there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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