She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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