He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you didnt know i had herpes?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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