playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
