Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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