New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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