I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just want to make out with him forever
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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