we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
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