we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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