You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
