Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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