Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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