the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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