we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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