I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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