hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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