i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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