Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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