she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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