sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Welp...herpes.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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