ugly people sure do ruin things
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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