where does the pee come out of this thing
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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