Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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