So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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