when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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