so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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