Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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