Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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