i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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